Bagong category na naman po! This will be a compilation of pinoys who excel in the art of Pinoy Comedy. Lets honor them here! 
Let’s start off with Pooh! He’s one of the greatest acts in the comedy bar scene today. I haven’t watched him live though, pero mukhang solid laftrip eh…
apo: Halina kayo Lolo at humigop po kayo ng mainit na sabaw. Bagong luto po itong sopas, niluto ko po ito para sa inyo. Mainam po ito para sa inyong kalusugan Lolo, Halina habang mainit pa…
Lolo: FUCK OFF!!!!
Minsan napadaan ako sa harap ng mga girls…
Ayun, nauso ang love at first sight!
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Minsan napaupo ako sa gitna ng dalawang girls…
Ayun, nauso ang love triangle at threesome!
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Minsan napasandal ako sa tabi ng pintuan…
Ayun, nauso ang boy-next-door!
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Minsan naligaw ako at ‘di malaman ang daan pauwi…
Ayun, nagkaroon ng The Search for Mr. Pogi!
Girl 1: Nakipagbreak ka na raw sa boyfriend mo?
Girl 2: Yup! Kakainis kasi, hindi marunong humalik… Hindi lang yun, alam mo ba na isang style lang ang alam nya? Hindi ko talaga feel yung kiss nya! 
Girl 1: Style? Ano ba kissing style ng boyfriend mo?
Girl 2: Flying kiss.
nyacheche-eskabeche! 
Mister: nakakatakot ang panaginip ko kagabi darling, nakabitin daw ako sa bangin, naka hawak lang ako sa damo..
Misis: Hayop ka! Kaya pala nung nahulog ka sa kama, ang sakit ng bulbol ko hinila-hila mo!
We’ll be having a new category called Back to School. If you have any jokes that are school related, feel free to share it with us! Keep the comments coming!
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Here are some from Maricor Imperial of iWebmasters, Inc. (yesssss! sikat!)
Jun-jun: Inay! Ako lang ang nakasagot sa tanong ng titser namin kanina!
Inay: Very good! Ano ba ang tanong ng titser ninyo?
Jun-jun: “Sino ang walang assignment?”
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Spanish teacher: Class use ‘fuera’ in a sentence.
Student: Mis maestras son bonitas (my teachers are beautiful).
Teacher: Oh, that’s very flattering but where’s fuera’?
Student: Fuera ka bwiset!
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Boy: Nay! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Bat mo naman nasabi?
Boy: Ini-announce kasi kanina ung top 1 sa klase. Ang tinuro ni ma’am ung katabi ko. Muntik na ako.
The following is a letter found at a certain bar in
Manila and has been preserved in its original,unedited form.
Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog.
Please read with feelings…
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To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks [lakad] and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.
And then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise
you’re very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are “Beautiful Girl” of Jose Marie Chan?
Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names ether in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.
You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror.
I’m repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The Sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S. You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me. There you go.
i hope this shit’s real!
“wow! one week!”
“Teyn Seycons!!”
“see this guy over here? he’s a prototype filipino!”
hey did you guys know that ramon bautista pala is a UP professor? i dunno, i’m not sure about this but what the hell ‘eh? he sure is fuckin funny!
Q: ano sabi ng kilay sa isa pang kilay
A: Eyebrow!
bf: Mahal may ibibigay ako sa iyo… regalo sa anniversay natin…bagay na bagay siya sa leeg mo…
gf: ano yun honey…. siguro necklace noh? (excited!)
bf: hindi… hulaan mo pa honey…
gf: sirit na nga honey…
bf: panghilod