http://komedi.bembangblogs.com Blogging about the Pinoy Sense of Humor Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:16:47 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en boy 1: sabi ng titser namin, nanggaling daw lahat ng tao kay Adan at Eba! boy 2: sabi sa akin ng tatay ko, nanggaling daw tayo sa Unggoy! boy 1: excuse me, hindi natin pinaguusapan pamilya mo! :lol: http://komedi.bembangblogs.com/2008/10/03/excuse-me/ pedro: tay! yung titi ng kaklase ko parang champoy! tatay: HAHAHA!! maliit ba anak? pedro: hindi po.. tatay: eh ano? pedro: maalat po.. http://komedi.bembangblogs.com/2008/03/31/mali-pala/ Nakaamoy si Ngongo ng pabango sa isang store. Sabi ni Ngongo, “Ale, mango!” Sabi naman ng saleslady, “Pabango ‘yan, hindi alimango!” Ulit ni Ngongo, “Ale, mango!” Nag-agawan si Ngongo at ang saleslady sa pabango. Nahulog ang pabango at nabasag. Sabi ni Ngongo, “Ale, masag!” props to Eumir! http://komedi.bembangblogs.com/2007/08/20/alimasag/ Usapan ng dalawang mayabang... Tomas: Panis ka sa aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin. Verzo: Alam ko. Tomas: Ha!? Paano mo nalaman?! Verzo: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko. nyacheche! :lol: ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Usapan ng dalawang bata... Dodong: Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo, 'yang Pacific Ocean , siya ang humukay nun! Cocoy: Wala 'yan sa ... http://komedi.bembangblogs.com/2007/08/17/anong-oras-na-530-na/ Bobo: Pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula ng letter A Pare: Approachable? Bobo: mali Pare: Amiable Bobo: mali pa rin Pare: o sige, sirit na nga Bobo: Anest http://komedi.bembangblogs.com/2007/08/16/it-is-the-best-policy/ The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original,unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls read with feelings… _____________________________________ To Marjie, I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but you’re ... http://komedi.bembangblogs.com/2007/08/16/so-some-people-really-write-stuff-like-this/ Ready?… Sing! Valer kuberch, kahit jutay Ang julamantrax donchi ay anek-anek. Nyongkamas at nutring, nyogarilyas at kipay Nyitaw, nyotaw, jutani. Kundol, jutola, jupot jolabastrax At mega join-join pa, jobanox nyustasa. Nyubuyax, nyomatis, nyowang at luyax And around the keme ay fulnes ng linga. http://komedi.bembangblogs.com/2007/08/12/bahay-kubo-gay-linggo/ We' ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it's only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, ... http://komedi.bembangblogs.com/2007/08/09/heart-ispokening/ ...and the gay lingo syndrome continues! :lol: "Mudra, Fudra bet kiz ng kronapay Sisterette, brotherloo, bet kiz ng frappe lahat ng betchina kez ay kemer, kemerlu ang magkamali ang pipingutin kiz" ‘nanay-tatay ng dalawang batang bading’ ========================================= this one came from the adorable chelot. Ibinabalik ng ABS-CBN ang Batibot. Imbis na si Kuya Bodjie at Ate Sienna ay ... http://komedi.bembangblogs.com/2007/07/25/gravah-na-itetch/ INRITS YUR BOCABOLARY by Manny Pacquiao TACTICS - tunog ng orasan PAYT - laban para sa mga pinoy TAYTOL - pamagat ng laban JENGKEH - name ng dyowa nya NO PEER - sponsor nya' MOTOR KID - pag ikot nya sa manila CHECK IN - manok sa McDo CORRUPT - pagsara ng mata MURA LESS - nakalaban nya WIT - timbang WAWAWE ... http://komedi.bembangblogs.com/2007/07/16/mabuhay-ka-manny/