INRITS YUR BOCABOLARY
by Manny Pacquiao
TACTICS - tunog ng orasan
PAYT - laban para sa mga pinoy
TAYTOL - pamagat ng laban
JENGKEH - name ng dyowa nya
NO PEER - sponsor nya’
MOTOR KID - pag ikot nya sa manila
CHECK IN - manok sa McDo
CORRUPT - pagsara ng mata
MURA LESS - nakalaban nya
WIT - timbang
WAWAWE - noon time show
DUET - gawin mo
L.A - Leto Atsensya
QUOTES - tawag nya kay Freddie Roach
Mister: nakakatakot ang panaginip ko kagabi darling, nakabitin daw ako sa bangin, naka hawak lang ako sa damo..
Misis: Hayop ka! Kaya pala nung nahulog ka sa kama, ang sakit ng bulbol ko hinila-hila mo!
Q: Ano sinabi ng utot sa tae?
A: Pare una na ako!
Q: Ano sinabi ng tae sa tae?
A: Tol wala naman tulakan!
Q: Ano sinabi ng sipon sa kulangot?
A: Manigas ka!
Q: Ano sinabi ng tinga sa tae?
A: Tang ina ano ginagawa mo dito?!!
These are actual vandalisms seen on the comfort rooms, chairs walls, etc. all over the University of the Philippines. Clever lines actually. I guess this is why they are the “Iskolars Ng Bayan.”
FA Wall:
“nobody cares”
somebody answered:
“not even the carebares?”
then another:
“not even kier?”
then:
“not even zoren?”
lastly:
“not even zorro?”
all written by different people.
AS:
AS chairs:
“push button to eject seatmate”
“push button to eject urself”
“push button to kill teacher.”
“push button to eject teacher”
….reply: “it’s jammed! We’re doomed!”
AS cubicle:
“Donate your bulbol here..” tapos may chewing gum na pagdidikitan….
AS chair :
“you know bobo? bobo is you!”
AS 1st floor CR:
“if you forget the past, then you porget the purious..”
AS 1st floor CR uli:
” Im a simple gay ”
tapos me sumagot
“sira! Dapat ‘Im simple and gay!’ Taga peyups ka ba? duh! ”
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
“sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as
a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!”
CHEM:
Chem chair:
“push button to spray acid on prof’s face.”
Another chem chair:
“You Boron!!!”
BIO:
Bio chair:
“Push cadaver to haunt teacher.”
FO Santos:
“SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO… bawal.”
ENG’G:
Sa Men’s CR, facing the urinal:
“Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!”
Reply:
“the future you are holding is very small.”
GAB:
sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:
“takas ng ward 7″
MATH:
sa cr sa may math building:
“SUMAPI SA NPA! ”
may sumagot:
“PAANO? ”
may sumagot pa:
“MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING
TINDAHAN!”
sa math building, sa likod ng isang “teacher’s chair” sa 3rd floor:
“BABALA: asawa ni babalu”
sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
“you’ll NEVER find what you’re looking for”
May nag-reply:
“find x.”
sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
nakasulat sa armchair:
“F*CK DA WORLD! ”
ta’s may sumagot:
“F*CK U TOO!
–WORLD—”
3rd floor math cr:
“kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe.”
UPIS
sa loob ng music room.
“maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! ”
tas may sumagot
“nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka ”
tas may sumagot uli
“weh ”
tas may nag-react uli
“oo, sabi kokak!kokak!”
VINZONS:
Wall ng vinzons
“Do not steal. The government hates competition”
men’s cr sa Vinzon’s:
“remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook
your food.”
men’s cr waaaay above the urinal:
“if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!”
NIGS:
sa isang upuan:
“f*ck nigs!”
may nagreply:
“who’s nigs?”
MAIN LIB
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
“UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC”
tapos may sumagot…
“mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP”
KALAI:
nietzsche-”god is dead”
God- “Nietzsche is dead!”
SC:
sa labas ng PNB:
“in case of emergency break ass and push butt”
sa girls’ CR:
“Bawal ang vandal Dito!…
Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin”
sa girls’ CR uli:
“My boyfriend and I had sex and now I’m pregnant”
Reply:
“Pray to God”