Komedi!

We’ll be having a new category called Back to School. If you have any jokes that are school related, feel free to share it with us! Keep the comments coming!

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Here are some from Maricor Imperial of iWebmasters, Inc. (yesssss! sikat!)

Jun-jun: Inay! Ako lang ang nakasagot sa tanong ng titser namin kanina!
Inay: Very good! Ano ba ang tanong ng titser ninyo?
Jun-jun: “Sino ang walang assignment?”

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Spanish teacher: Class use ‘fuera’ in a sentence.
Student: Mis maestras son bonitas (my teachers are beautiful).
Teacher: Oh, that’s very flattering but where’s fuera’?
Student: Fuera ka bwiset!

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Boy: Nay! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Bat mo naman nasabi?
Boy: Ini-announce kasi kanina ung top 1 sa klase. Ang tinuro ni ma’am ung katabi ko. Muntik na ako.

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