Komedi!

Late last year these text (txt, sms) jokes were all around the digital airwaves. Filipinos luv 2 txt. That’s undeniable. Mix that with Filipino Humor and what do you get? Short jokes that are sure to be less than 160 characters - or Php 1.00 of load. Thanks to my secret txtm8 by the way for exposing me to these txt jokes.

Here’s a compilation:

“Pinapaikot mo lang ako
Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang
patayin mo na lang ako”
-electric fan

“hindi lahat ng walang salawal
ay bastos”
-winnie d’ pooh

“Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad
kundi ang mapalapit sa ‘yo.
pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo”
-ipis

“Hala! sige magpakasasa ka!
Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo.”
-hipon

“Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya.”
-plema

“Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang
maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong
karapatang magmahal?!?”
-gasolina

“Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako’y sa yo
Ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao
ganun mo na lang ako itanggi..”
-utot

“Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong
pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako.”
-Bola

“You never know what you have till you lose it.
and once you lose it, you can never get it back”
-snatcher

“Hindi lahat ng pink, KIKAY!”
-majinboo

“Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka
mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa?
bakit palipat-lipat ka?
-TV

“Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c”
-kili kili

Sige, batihin mo ako…. Sigeee…..BATEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
-omelette

Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
-libag

“wag mo na akong bilugin..”
-kulangot

Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?
-Lego

“Hindi lahat ng dugo puedeng idonate”
-regla

Hello, welcome to Komedi! My name is Manny Bilyar and I am the very first contributor for this blog. I have a very Pinoy Sense of Humor and I hope that somehow I can share the laughter with you. After all, laughter is indeed the best medicine, a laugh is a smile that bursts, laughter is the way to true love, laughter is the spark of the soul, laughter is an instant vacation, and laughter is the closest distance between two people.

So, if that is not reason enough for you, and oh, by the way, why don’t you share the laughter and contribute for this site? Oh yes you can! Check out the About This Site link to your right for details.

Now that all that’s out of the way, here we go!